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• Cops: Woman Made Up 'Cattle Prod' Story

  Thu Jan 31, 2008
  • Actually she said he stunned her with a "stun baton." In either case, she made it up. The traffic cameras proved it. Moral of the story: Big Brother's always watching. Even when he's not shocking you with high-powered electrical devices.

• Bill Would Ban Swearing in Bars

  Tue Jan 8, 2008
  • Something tells me they're going to have a bit of a problem with this one. That whole Constitutional right to free speech and all... just may get in the way somewhat. And as for "banning alcohol"? That's been tried too. It was called Prohibition, and it was profoundly unsuccessful.

• Man Sentenced in Bizarre Diagnosing Scam

  Wed Dec 5, 2007
  • Wow. That's not a very brilliant scheme. I think he just had some incredibly gullible, or is the word stupid, victims. If someone tried to sell me that line, I'd fall over laughing. People actually gave him money, though!

• Residents: Menorah Dwarfs Christmas Tree

  Wed Dec 5, 2007
  • How, exactly, would that be an insult to Christians? A Christmas tree is not even a Christian symbol.

• Docs Deliver Triplets, Quads in 24 Hours

  Wed Dec 5, 2007
  • "Doctors won't know whether any of them are identical until they get lab results from the babies' placentas, Voss said." If they had separate placentas, then they weren't identical. Interesting story. Best of luck to all the very busy parents!!

• Pa. Girl Told to Remove 'Unusual' Pets

  Wed Dec 5, 2007
  • And exactly who is she hurting by having chickens? Let the little girl have her birds. It's not like she's raising cattle in her backyard.

• Dog Blamed in Fish Frying Grease Blaze

  Wed Dec 5, 2007
  • I think I would have let the dog stay in the house. (KIDDING!!!)

• Bell Ringer Ordered Out of Shelter

  Thu Nov 29, 2007
  • No kidding? $25K to be a suicide bomber? In the countries where those guys come from, that's a LOT of money.

• Woman to Decorate Stump After Tree Axed

  Thu Nov 29, 2007
  • Well, that's a little cheesy. Lighting up a tree stump... it's terrible that people steal this time of year, but at least they kindly undecorated it for her first. Most theives would have hacked it down and taken off with the lights breaking all over the street.

• Hubby's Fishing Follies Irk Wife

  Thu Nov 29, 2007
  • He's 68 years old. There's no reason he should not find it acceptable to always go with a buddy. Old gizzards unite, exactly. Go in pairs, guys, and watch each other's backs. Or at least, pull each other out of the darn mud.